WELCOME to the Underground Sweethearts love-matching survey.

Please copy and paste the body of this page into an email, supply your anwers and send it to love@nyuff.com.

Hey, if you get bored providing the romance data, just send us what you've got. Cupid's arrow will take care of the rest.

Yes, this really is an underground method!

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"Tell It Like It Is" Section

(1)

I am ___ and looking for ___.

"Respond" Section

(2)

They say - "When was the first time you realized you liked me...?"

You -

(a) GET OUT OF THERE!

(b) Take another shot.

(c) Produce the ring.

(3)

They say - "Well, right now I'm working on a lot of different projects."

You -

(a) Say, "Check, please!"

(b) Say, "You took the words right out of my mouth!"

(c) Give them the benefit of the doubt.

"Appropriate or Inappropriate Pickup Joints" Section

(4)

Assign "OK" or "Not OK" to each of the following potential pickup joints:

L Train
6 Train
Bar
Karaoke Bar
St. Mark's Bookstore
Dog Run
Emergency Room
Internet
Job Interview
Family Reunion

"Cool or Scary" Section

(5)

Assign "cool" or "scary" to each of the following:

Dinner with Parents
Book Clubs
Lights on
Sober
Inspecting the ipod
Vacationing Together
Reading the Blog
Natural Hair

"Dilemmas" Section

(6)

Your friends hate him/her (and vice versa).

You -

(a) Lie to both of them

(b) Play dumb and force them to all hang out.

(c) Talk shit on both of them.

(7)

They are super hot, but perhaps a psycho.

You -

(a) Think, "YES!"

(b) Limit communication to text messages only.

(c) Continue as per usual and talk shit on them when the issue is raised.

(8)

They have viewed your profile... multiple times.

You -

(a) Take the plunge and flirtatiously view their profile.

(b) Act on your maxim, "hey, I'll do anyone with the right stats."

(c) Forward their profile's URL to your friends.